Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I.P. Freely

I go into the ladies room today (TMI I know), and I am about to do my business and there is pee on the seat. Pee.

Now, ladies generally squat, sit or what have you. We don't stand up and have to aim like the fellas. There should not be pee up in the middle of the ring, right in butt-cheek reaching vicinity. Not to mention, right behind this little yellow puddle and on the wall behind the toilet is a FULL dispenser of TOILET SEAT COVERS. You know, those papery shaped things with the cut out to place over the toilet seat so you don't PEE ON THE SEAT.

Not only that, but if you realize you are having a more splashy day while nature calls, you could WIPE YOUR OWN SEAT after. Clean up your damn mess. Seriously. I believe that in maybe Kindergarten you learn some basic necessities in life, and cleaning up your own bathroom messes should be one of them.

Disgusting.

And here I thought we were the "Classier" sex.

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